"Tall iced Oprah for Bianca!"

— how the barista at Starbucks called me after ordering that endorsed Oprah chai.  (via imgoing2biastar)

wewerepromisedtea:

purgatorgy:

you mean to tell me that there are people who don’t stay up all night reading homoerotic fanfiction

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(Source: babydollmccall, via tearstainedashes)

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via tearstainedashes)

brownique:

SUMMER HAS COME AND PASSED
THE INNOCENT CAN NEVER LAST
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

LIKE MY FATHER’S COME TO PASS
SEVEN YEARS HAS GONE SO FAST
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN
FALLING FROM THE STARS
DRENCHED IN MY PAIN AGAIN
BECOMING WHO WE ARE

AS MY MEMORY RESTS
BUT NEVER FORGETS WHAT I LOST
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

SUMMER HAS COME AND PASSED
THE INNOCENT CAN NEVER LAST
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

RING OUT THE BELLS AGAIN
LIKE WE DID WHEN SPRING BEGAN
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN
FALLING FROM THE STARS
DRENCHED IN MY PAIN AGAIN
BECOMING WHO WE ARE

AS MY MEMORY REST
BUT NEVER FORGETS WHAT I LOST
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

SUMMER HAS COME AND PASSED
THE INNOCENT CAN NEVER LAST
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

LIKE MY FATHER’S COME TO PASS
TWENTY YEARS HAS GONE SO FAST
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

DOWNLOAD <- on PC/until 2nd October 2014

(via we-came-from-nothing)

Wake me up when october comes…

(Source: marwahussain, via we-came-from-nothing)

verticaliciouss:

preach

devynmunoz:

crazyideasfromaweirdperson:

Dear parents of LGBT+ young people:

You should be less worried about your offspring being influenced into their LGBT+ identities by people they met online, and more worried about the fact that they go online to meet people that will give them the acceptance and support that you haven’t.

This needs more notes

(Source: crazyideasfromawhiteperson, via so-come-and-get-us)

(Source: syktris, via vessels-s)

  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class: *laughs*
  • Him: No, really, I am.
  • Class: *laughs again*
  • Him: Why is that funny?
  • Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him: Well why not?
  • Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class: *laughs*
  • Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole: Because that's how it is.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: That's their job.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
  • Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  • Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  • Class: *silence*
  • Him: Now.. Louis XVI

mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am

(via bakerstreetgarrison)

In the scene where Sean starts talking about his dead wife and her farting antics the lines were ad-libbed by Robin Williams, which is why Matt Damon is laughing so hard. The scene took everyone by surprise. According to Damon in the DVD commentary, this caused the cameraman to laugh so hard that the camera can be seen moving up and down slightly.

(Source: theworldofcinema, via disillusioneddreamer)